I am quite the smitten kitten with someone. I mean, this just completely does it for me. WOW! I’m blushing just writing this right now….and I mean blushing down there! Wait. Can vagina’s blush? Well mine does! Now I haven’t ever met him. I actually probably wont even EVER meet him and he only lives like an hour away from me, or something like that. But I wanna have like a 100 of his babies, marriage, the growing old together bit, all of it. And then in the afterlife when its time for me to go up to heaven if by some fluke I dont actually have that back booth reserved in hell…with bottle service ofcourse. I’m gonna say no thanks Lord, I think I’ll go kick it “downstairs” (he’s Athiest)…. Yep. I am going to do all this. Now I know you’re thinking “Courtney, why so fatal attraction on this person? You sound foolish! You are out of control!!!! It’s obnoxious, all this”.OR maybe you’re thinking “Why am I still reading this ridiculous blog still?”  And to both I say “Oh wait. There’s more!” I want all this cliche shit…. with just his voice, not the actual human being. Just his utterance. Thats it.

I called him the other night and asked him to make me a mixtape of him  just saying random words, reading the news, whatever,so i could use it when I have my, um, private time. And hey maybe if I cant get the old girl wet when I bring home a gentlemen caller I could pop this tape in and BINGO “we have lift off”…or in my case “we have arrived at Niagra Falls!”  

Is this what it feels like for people with a foot fetish? Do I have a voice fetish? Is that even a thing? 

And the strange gets stranger…….

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