The acts I am talking about are fellatio and cunnilingus! Two activities that really deserve their own spotlight. I mean they are pure pleasure acts that lets you, if you happen to be the reciever, be completely in the moment of YOU (my fav topic, btw). And if your are the giver, another fun role, you should be completely focused on the task at hand. This is probably why I am so against the 69 position. I cannot stand this sharing wickedness! I wish someone would put a stop to this atrocity! Take turns, people! I mean we learned this in Kindergarten, preschool even in some cases! Just wait, and then when it is your turn it will be all the better because you WAITED! Arent we taught that throughout life, to wait? NOW to those of you who LOVE the 69 position, which fyi, hasnt been fun since the year 1969 (I was born in 1986 and I know this…..) you are just great multi-taskers. I think that’s great, for you. See, now me, I suffer from ADD and an amplified impatient quality that I am going to assume I developed during my years as an only child. All I am saying is perform oral sex, always SHIFTS! Lets fully enjoy when that tongue dances on our no-no spot, not worrying about is the other person enjoying what I am doing to them or is that weird. I mean the last thing I wanna think about while having someone break off a piece of my KIT KAT is whether or not he/she is gettin theres as well. I think its unfair to me and my partner and whoever else is in the mix( what? some nights enroll more particpants…tequilla nights!)

So to wrap up. Lets squash this sharing oral sex thing and be selfish about it! Otherwise its just gonna be half-assed and thats not 69 anymore, thats like 34.5…..remainder?

Remainders are not sexy!

SAY NO TO 69 ……how funny would it be to have these as signs in our front yards like SAY NO TO PROP 8…i hope thats FOR GAY MARRIAGE. 

I’m just a pornstar its not my place to know politics! Just joking, im not joking.

That hot bitch is Lizz Tayler YUM