About a year ago I was on set of one of the many “Fuck Team Five” shoots I have been luck to be apart of I remember one especially horrific blow job incident…..

I think the only thing that stands out more than the BJ is how the receiver handled his shredded member. See, in general, male talent are DIVAS. I’m talking capital D capital OOSHBAG. Oops! I was suppose to be spelling the word diva wasnt I? Oh well, same difference, trust me!

Anyways, this deformer aka performer handled the whole thing really great and it makes me happy to share this story…..

It was me and two other girls attacking two guys in this dirty shed after an afternoon of testing California’s obscenity laws while “playing” putt putt. We all got into the scene when the young lady who was mastering the deep throat with both guys ran into a problem with one fella. Seems her invisalign just wasnt meant for this activity. Chewing popcorn and fooling the untrained eye into thinking teeth straighten on their own YES, deepthroating, not so much. Without getting graphic lets just say that homeboy with the “pulled pork” dick sat out for the rest of the scene. And he totally didnt switch into asshole-mode. No this didnt come til months later after heavy drug addiction. But thats neither here nor there. So even though this story doesnt literally end with a HAPPY ENDING I think figuratively it totally does, and thats all that really matters. Right? 

Please! Like I give a fuck. 

The End.