Update on my radio show contest….

Sat down and after I started to read that long list well lucky me I found out what an Alaskan Pipeline means! Soooooo, I first thru away what was left of my popsicle *YUCK* and then made sure I didn’t see any other terms aka also known as “You are in federal prison, welcome to your new bunkmate activities, any questions can be directed to God”.

“Why, God?? Why???”

I thought it would better to learn what I assume is my future sex life, like we’re talkin, soon…..next 5-10 years…. cuz I thought what I was into NOW was strange. Nope, Courtney, IT GETS WORSE.

“Oh Goodie!”

Sure do miss the days when masturbating meant lying down in bed and rubbing my vagina with my undies still on thinking about Ricky Martin’s livin livida loca music video. And now? Well, now I certainly dont leave my pretty little panties on. Not unless they resemble quite a struggle ……we wont get into details, hey I’m sure its on the list……super.

Remember to tune into my radio show, The XXX Page Project,  this Friday the 13th at midnight