February 2012
18 posts
More than just a wig...
It was a gift given to me. With a strawberry creamsicle in one hand and my underwear I had just removed and placed in a garbage bag in the other (Hostage or not, undies are worn no longer than a day. And I’ll shout it from the rooftops how much I loath showers, hate them….but they happen.) I thought it was so gorgeous! But how would I look? It felt weird at first. I have done some...
dedicated to Hunter S. Thompson
When I went to college in 2004 I had no idea what I really wanted to be. Well what I wanted to be was a ski bum up at Loveland, CO and not attend college at all but my mom insisted on how important it was so I applied to a small liberal arts school during the summer. I knew I wanted to be a writer. I have been great at writing my entire life so it was a safe major with what I thought would be a...
“No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming....”
– Hunter S. Thompson, his suicide note Feb. 20, 2005
REALLY APPLE?! REALLY?
Dear Apple Store fucks,
Clearly when I came in last year to purchase the brand new MACBOOKPRO I was a mac “newbie” CLEARLY! I mean I didn’t even know silver was the new color. I thought they were still in fucking white. I couldn’t even tell between a macbook pro and that air laptop shit. This has to be a common occurrence; the pc owner in awe of just the fucking store...
Could you please go away now?
Hey writer’s block…….why? What am I suppose to do or be doing for you to go away? Without an outlet for my insanity I fear it may go to waste……
crack4nosybitches asked: Does it sound creepy when a guy says " I'm following you" ? Anyways, you are super hot and if you wouldn't mind following me now, ;)
I would like to start this blog in the words of the great Lil Scrappy ”OH KAY KAY KAY” this radio show, The XXX Page Project is whack. Perhaps you’ve heard of it. Quit playin, you haven’t. ARGH! This has been a disaster, one friday after another! But this week is show 4 or 5 or whatever. See??? I should know that. I just cringe at the idea of putting out entertainment...
God, the withdrawls! AHHHHHH!
Sitting here making fun of my own “twitter-addiction” on twitter, I thought “they would ween addicts off gently with facebook and then instant messenger etc.” and I realized I think in tweet form! Each thought is the next tweet. I even edit it in my head to fit the inhumanely limit # of 140 characters. Throughout the day in conversation I will say “oh thats a...
Courtney Page Says Shes Retiring From Porn →
tkf19999 asked: What was on the list of topics to avoid making your mom puke?