February 2012
15 posts
More than just a wig...
It was a gift given to me. With a strawberry creamsicle in one hand and my underwear I had just removed and placed in a garbage bag in the other (Hostage or not, undies are worn no longer than a day. And I’ll shout it from the rooftops how much I loath showers, hate them….but they happen.) I thought it was so gorgeous! But how would I look? It felt weird at first. I have done some...
dedicated to Hunter S. Thompson
When I went to college in 2004 I had no idea what I really wanted to be. Well what I wanted to be was a ski bum up at Loveland, CO and not attend college at all but my mom insisted on how important it was so I applied to a small liberal arts school during the summer. I knew I wanted to be a writer. I have been great at writing my entire life so it was a safe major with what I thought would be a...
“No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming....”
– Hunter S. Thompson, his suicide note Feb. 20, 2005
REALLY APPLE?! REALLY?
Dear Apple Store fucks,
Clearly when I came in last year to purchase the brand new MACBOOKPRO I was a mac “newbie” CLEARLY! I mean I didn’t even know silver was the new color. I thought they were still in fucking white. I couldn’t even tell between a macbook pro and that air laptop shit. This has to be a common occurrence; the pc owner in awe of just the fucking store...
Could you please go away now?
Hey writer’s block…….why? What am I suppose to do or be doing for you to go away? Without an outlet for my insanity I fear it may go to waste……
joeygrind81 asked: Does it sound creepy when a guy says " I'm following you" ? Anyways, you are super hot and if you wouldn't mind following me now, ;)
I would like to start this blog in the words of the great Lil Scrappy ”OH KAY KAY KAY” this radio show, The XXX Page Project is whack. Perhaps you’ve heard of it. Quit playin, you haven’t. ARGH! This has been a disaster, one friday after another! But this week is show 4 or 5 or whatever. See??? I should know that. I just cringe at the idea of putting out entertainment...
God, the withdrawls! AHHHHHH!
Sitting here making fun of my own “twitter-addiction” on twitter, I thought “they would ween addicts off gently with facebook and then instant messenger etc.” and I realized I think in tweet form! Each thought is the next tweet. I even edit it in my head to fit the inhumanely limit # of 140 characters. Throughout the day in conversation I will say “oh thats a...
Courtney Page Says Shes Retiring From Porn →
tkf19999 asked: What was on the list of topics to avoid making your mom puke?
January 2012
53 posts
fckingtheworld asked: im following now can you follow back . you mad prettty btw
fckingtheworld asked: how can we talk more :]
thirst-quenchin asked: <3
I think I may have finally found my fetish.......
I am quite the smitten kitten with someone. I mean, this just completely does it for me. WOW! I’m blushing just writing this right now….and I mean blushing down there! Wait. Can vagina’s blush? Well mine does! Now I haven’t ever met him. I actually probably wont even EVER meet him and he only lives like an hour away from me, or...
Priceless Soul: Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle... →
wavyhype:
Of course it’s all the rage in music these days. You know — collaborative projects. But comedian Chris Rock has also taken inspiration from the impressive showing between Jay-Z and Kanye West and is attempting to hit the road with fellow funnyman Dave Chappelle. From a…
woodyc24 asked: POW :)
The XXX Page Project Show aka WTF am I listening...
I am attempting the radio show thing again tonight at midnight (west coast time). Last week I needed help from Wedge and Roach, the hosts from the show right before mine. Well tonight I will be doing it all on my own! Yay! I guess. I came up with an awesome idea for the show, ya know, since I’m still pulling these episodes out of ASS. My perfect, perfect ass.
But thats next week’s...
tkf19999 asked: Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Why doesn't Sasha Grey give up acting and just...
I was only in one scene directed by the legend, the great, the slut-astic Ms. Sasha Grey and it was AMAZING. She is such a great director. She is unlike any other I have worked for before! One thing she does that I loved was carry a notebook with her (I am a huge fan of the notebook, making lists and whatnot) and really directs. She writes down before hand what she wants a scene to be and from...
I've done everything butt sex. Wait. What?
A question that I get quite often is “Will you ever do anal on screen or do you have any anal scenes out?” And the answer is no, no anal….yet. I always wanna keep that option open. I love anal in my private life. If I did on screen what I do behind closed doors you would see a triple anal scene from me, possibly. There are two things really, well maybe three,...
burningdreamscape asked: Sorry to bother you again, just wanted to say thanks for the reply, I wasn't really expecting one. It's always nice to know that an actress (porn or otherwise) is approachable enough to reply to a fan. Anyway, Thanks again for the reply and I look forward to more blog posts.
lowdenier asked: Will you accept to send me a sexy picture of you, so I can print it, explode on it, and then share the result with you (with pictures or video of this enjoyable moment?). Doing it with many Tumblr friends, most enjoy that... :) Kiss-kiss from a fan!
I LOVE BOOBIES!
My cup size is a 34 B sometimes A on a bad “boob day”. Ever since I got my boobies I pictured how big these things would get! My mom has extremely small knockers and to be honest I never really thought I would follow suit. I mean, we arent even the same skin color and until I was about 13 I though I was adopted, or better yet stolen. What? My mom REALLY wanted a baby!
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My first show on the Wedge Network
So I finally did my show! FINALLY! If you listened first let me thank you! It was pretty much a mess, all over the place.
I hope that next week’s show is not gonna be as “all over the place” although Wedge did tell me that my first show will be nothing like my second show or any other show after that overall. God, i hope he is right!
So tune in next week when...
Anonymous asked: Do you like my facebook area and do you want come or date or go out or meet or visitor me or up to you ok thank you from Abdul Rokib
can two such selfish acts share the spotlight? i...
The acts I am talking about are fellatio and cunnilingus! Two activities that really deserve their own spotlight. I mean they are pure pleasure acts that lets you, if you happen to be the reciever, be completely in the moment of YOU (my fav topic, btw). And if your are the giver, another fun role, you should be completely focused on the task at hand. This is probably why I...
evil2uce asked: Do you still want to rip my clothes off? Because, not to sound like a fruit or nothing, but that both frightens and excites me.
When blowjobs go BAD
About a year ago I was on set of one of the many “Fuck Team Five” shoots I have been luck to be apart of I remember one especially horrific blow job incident…..
I think the only thing that stands out more than the BJ is how the receiver handled his shredded member. See, in general, male talent are DIVAS. I’m talking capital D capital OOSHBAG. Oops! I was...
Anonymous asked: Now that I have been around the block a time or two, let's itemize everything I have learned that is important: 1. Courtney Page is the most beautiful woman in the world. Do you think I missed anything else?
Anonymous asked: I can kinda understand some fetishes. I can see why some guys are turned on by Latina, black or white girl - they all have beauty in their own way. There is the blond, brunette or redhead turn on or the big boobs and ass fetish. However, the foot fetish just perplexes me, what is the meaning behind this? Is there a Freudian explanation for this?
Anonymous asked: do you escort?
I thought I could take a hint.
My first show didnt happen. Ok. Shit happens.
Second try. I am all ready, I mean, I work my ass off. Henry kills the ethernet.
Should I be thinking that maybe the unverse is sending me a message…
WTF, universe?
Anonymous asked: Courtney, you find yourself on death row (wrongfully accused and convicted of course). You are given the traditional opportunity to select your last meal. What do you select (PS Skittles is only one course)?
Anonymous asked: Would you ever let a guy pee on you? Even if it was only on your erogenous zones and you were about the cum?
Anonymous asked: Midnite in what time zone tonite am I supposed to listen?
eithernowor asked: Yeah, why not. I'll try to tune in, Nice shamless plug by the way lmao
eithernowor asked: Yea, since I started following you. lol I wanted to ask you about the whole retirement thing but I didnt want to seem nosey.
eithernowor asked: Wow when did you turn into a full blogger. I like it alot lol Keep it up.
What I hope does not ever become a checklist of...
Update on my radio show contest….
Sat down and after I started to read that long list well lucky me I found out what an Alaskan Pipeline means! Soooooo, I first thru away what was left of my popsicle *YUCK* and then made sure I didn’t see any other terms aka also known as “You are in federal prison, welcome to your new bunkmate activities, any questions can be directed to...
Guess the defintions to these sex terms for my...
Alaskan Pipeline -
Ambushed Paddington -
Anal Ropeburn -
Angry Dragon -
Angry Pirate -
Applause From The Back Row -
Arabian Goggles -
Backyard Jersey Sprinkler -
Baltimore Blowfish -
Bavarian Mudslide -
Benedict Arnold -.
Boston Pancake -
Bowling Ball -
Brazilian Manflower -
Bubble Gum Gag -
Cajun Hotstick -
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